Woodhouse Primary School

Kate Ollerenshaw (Teacher) , Woodhouse Primary School in Brighouse
1. What was the reason for having Conrad come to work in your school?
To raise the profile of poetry/creative writing; to celebrate World Poetry Day; most importantly, for the children to have fun!
2. What effect and impact has Conrad had in school- with the children and staff (and did he meet the need that you’d identified)?
Conrad met our needs perfectly- all the above were achieved!
3. What (if anything) makes Conrad different to other visitors you’ve had in school?
Conrad has a fantastic manner with the children, from the littl’uns to the slighty less-litt’luns. The poetry writing workshops are very interactive both physically and creatively for the children.
4. Would you consider inviting Conrad back to work in school with you in the future?
Absolutely, staff and children really enjoyed the day.
5. Pupil /staff comments-
From a Year 1 teacher-
“What a great session- thank you so much for today. I feel re-energised about ways to engage the children with writing and performing their own poetry. We all had great fun!”
From the children-
“Thank you for helping us write our caveman poem Conrad- awesome!!!!” – yr 1
“Doug the slug!! Doug the slug!! Conrad is the poetmeister” – yr 6 pupil

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What makes me different?

    • Fun and engaging
    • Over 10 years’ experience
    • DBS certified
    • Nursery – Year 6
    • Poet, Storyteller and Writer
    • Teacher trainer
    • Visited over 200 schools

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On holiday in Northumberland. I’ve found a rather nice writing spot. I also heard a fun tale involving a friend’s little daughter - inspiration hit. Enjoy!

Maisy’s Jumper

Little baby Ivy
Splashing in the bath
Cousin Maisy’s helping
Making Ivy laugh

First she puts some bubbles
High on Ivy’s head
Then a game of peekaboo
Before it’s time for bed

But just as bath time’s ending
Baby Ivy stops
She grunts and groans and pushes hard...
Plop! Plop! Plop!

“Mum!” yells Maisy, “gross! Oh yuck!
Look what Ivy’s done!”
The evidence is floating round -
It’s not a number one!

Ivy shoots a hand out
And grabs a pile of poo
This cute and gorgeous baby knows
Exactly what to do

She throws her missile through the air
Straight at cousin Maisy
It lands on Maisy’s brand new jumper -
Poor girl just goes crazy

“Help!” screams Maisy. “Get it off!
I think I’m going to vom.”
Maisy’s mum comes running in
To see what’s going on

She starts to laugh - she cannot stop -
Tears run down her cheeks
It is by far the funniest thing
That she has seen for weeks

And as for baby Ivy?
She giggles: “Ooh ooh, eee!”
Sits down with satisfaction...
...And fills the bath with wee!
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One of my best friends set up a school in Zimbabwe last year. I got this message just now - can anyone help?

Thanks!

Con
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We have 3 lovely guinea pigs - Tomato, Sponge and Foxy Mae. But our girls are allergic to them and, since we’ve got Pebbles (our dog) they don’t get much of a look in.

We’ve taken the tough decision to re-home them once we get back off our holidays. But we want them to go somewhere they’ll be loved and looked after.

We have an outdoor cage, cage cover, water bottle along with the guinea pigs themselves. They are lovely pets - never bitey- but just not right for us Burdekins anymore 😞.

If you’re interested, please let us know. We don’t want any money for them - just lots of love.

Thanks!!

Con and Clare

*They live in the garden at ours but can also be housed indoors*
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