Baked Bean Queen

£5.99

Reading this book could be hazardous to your child’s health. Raucous laughter and huge gasps for air have been widely reported whenever children come into contact with Conrad’s poems.

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What would happen if the Queen ate too many baked beans?
If your teacher got locked in the loo, would you let them out?
Why are some dinner ladies so horrible?
And why do children love talking about wee and poo so much?
These are just some of the questions that Conrad ponders in The Baked Bean Queen, his third collection of humorous poems for children. If his first two books are anything to go by – PARENTS BEWARE! Reading this book could be hazardous to your child’s health. Raucous laughter and huge gasps for air have been widely reported whenever children come into contact with Conrad’s poems.

3 reviews for Baked Bean Queen

  1. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’ve never heard something so funny in my life. They make me always giggle’ – Kyra aged 6

  2. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘10 out of 10! Hilarious!’ – Joshua aged 10

  3. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘It had me in complete stitches. The books are great! I laughed so much I cried’ – Natasha aged 9

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