Supersonic Gran

Supersonic Gran


If you liked his other books, you’re sure to love this one. And if you’ve never read any before, now’s a great time to start! So stop reading the back cover and take a look inside – we guarantee that you won’t be disappointed.

Product Description

Bottom booming Grandmas, exploding teachers, sleepovers with elephants, and dad’s stinky feet are just some of the topics in Supersonic Gran, Conrad’s fourth book of humorous poems for children. Not to mention Super Pig, the pig with superhero powers.

4 reviews for Supersonic Gran

  1. :

    ‘It’s funny, it’s exciting. If you can’t laugh with all these poems go to the doctors’ – Filip aged 11

  2. :

    ‘I like Supersonic Gran because she has got a bum that can get her into space’ – Ethan aged 10

  3. :

    ‘We didn’t do it. We were framed. Nobody can prove it!’ – Robbers on a Motorbike

  4. :

    ‘I’m glad I got the school shut down. Those teachers were driving me crazy’ – Keith, the school spider

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    • Fun and engaging
    • Over 10 years’ experience
    • DBS certified
    • Nursery – Year 6
    • Poet, Storyteller and Writer
    • Teacher trainer
    • Visited over 200 schools


It's windy and 'orrible out there. Only one thing for it - time for your dressing gown!

Enjoy 😀
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I'm becoming the Patron of Reading at LOTS of schools recently, and I'm loving it! Consequently, I've written a new poem about books. Here it is.

Oh, and if you're wondering what the sound is in the background, that's our puppy Pebbles chewing on a toy car!!!
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In the last half hour two, of my friends have posted about their worries and anger at their (young) children having pressure of work from school - both in the form of homework and also practise Sats.

It's made me think: how much good does all this do? Our school's headteacher pretty much put an end to homework last year and it's made things SO much better for our whole family.

Instead, the children are given a big list of projects at the start of a topic and they can choose what they like the look of and which ones to do over the course of a half term or term.

It's brilliant! Last year Violet did two PowerPoint presentations off her own back. Mabel created an amazing scented garden from a box. She still has it. I saw it her bedroom tonight!

And yet...

One of my friends writes...

'So sick of homework!
My daughter has:

*Spellings (some stupid ones)
*not one but TWO reading books
*a double sided comprehension sheet
*10 words to learn
*maths and literacy sheets! Every week!

Is it just me l?!!!'🤢'

Is it just her?

I'm willing to bet that it's not!
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My contract for my latest book has arrived!!! And it's got a proper wax seal and everything! Working title of my book...

'Never Give Bread To a Duck.'

Very exciting!
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