Supersonic Gran

Supersonic Gran


If you liked his other books, you’re sure to love this one. And if you’ve never read any before, now’s a great time to start! So stop reading the back cover and take a look inside – we guarantee that you won’t be disappointed.

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Bottom booming Grandmas, exploding teachers, sleepovers with elephants, and dad’s stinky feet are just some of the topics in Supersonic Gran, Conrad’s fourth book of humorous poems for children. Not to mention Super Pig, the pig with superhero powers.

4 reviews for Supersonic Gran

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    ‘It’s funny, it’s exciting. If you can’t laugh with all these poems go to the doctors’ – Filip aged 11

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    ‘I like Supersonic Gran because she has got a bum that can get her into space’ – Ethan aged 10

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    ‘We didn’t do it. We were framed. Nobody can prove it!’ – Robbers on a Motorbike

  4. :

    ‘I’m glad I got the school shut down. Those teachers were driving me crazy’ – Keith, the school spider

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