Supersonic Gran

5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(6 customer reviews)


If you liked his other books, you’re sure to love this one. And if you’ve never read any before, now’s a great time to start! So stop reading the back cover and take a look inside – we guarantee that you won’t be disappointed.

Product Description

Bottom booming Grandmas, exploding teachers, sleepovers with elephants, and dad’s stinky feet are just some of the topics in Supersonic Gran, Conrad’s fourth book of humorous poems for children. Not to mention Super Pig, the pig with superhero powers.

6 reviews for Supersonic Gran

  1. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘It’s funny, it’s exciting. If you can’t laugh with all these poems go to the doctors’ – Filip aged 11

  2. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I like Supersonic Gran because she has got a bum that can get her into space’ – Ethan aged 10

  3. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘We didn’t do it. We were framed. Nobody can prove it!’ – Robbers on a Motorbike

  4. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’m glad I got the school shut down. Those teachers were driving me crazy’ – Keith, the school spider

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Matthew Churm

    Best book evur

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Matthew Churm

    Best book evur. Well done

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My first ever i-movie!

One of my poems called ‘I Like Reading’

My girls helped a lot with the technical aspects.

I fell out a wheelie bin.
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Last Thursday I met a lad called Barry - an unusual name for a primary school pupil these days.

He was great, and all the staff spoke really highly of him. I wrote this poem with Barry in mind. I then discovered that in a couple of weeks it’s National Random Acts of Kindness Day, so it seems appropriate to post this now.

Enjoy!! The poem is called (rather imaginatively, I thought) ... Barry!
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Look at this! How wonderful. As you might have seen, I've been collecting #booksforJacob - a young man in one of my Patron of Reading schools who loves reading more than anything else. Only, he's read every book in school. So I asked if anyone could help out. And it's begun! An author friend is sending him a signed copy of her latest book, several others on Twitter / Facebook have been sending them to his school addressed to him, and then yesterday MANDY BROOMHEAD, bless her cotton socks, hand delivered a parcel. Jacob's mum found me on Twitter today to thank me. It's so lovely when you get to see the impact you have, and this, Mandy, is the impact you've had.

Anyone else who would like to donate, please let me know. And, if you're worried that Jacob will have read everything already, a small cash donation could be a good alternative - I had this idea that we could send him off to a bookshop to find new books that he'd never read!

Thanks again.

It's good to have a story that makes you smile once in a while.

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