Teachers Pick their Noses

£5.99

And for all you fainthearted souls out there that are feeling queasy at the mere thought of your teacher digging for bogeys – don’t panic! This collection also includes lots of ‘non-bogey’ poems. There are poems about footballing hedgehogs; flea-ridden pirates; chocolate cakes that take over the world; a girl who can’t stop sleeping; and the long awaited return of My Silly Daddy. Not to mention the Recycle Monster living in the garden shed.

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Have you ever seen your teacher picking their nose? I bet you haven’t. But the truth is it’s their favourite thing to do in the whole world. In fact, if nose picking was an Olympic sport, teachers would win all the gold medals. Read this book and discover what your teachers REALLY get up to when you’re out in the playground.

3 reviews for Teachers Pick their Noses

  1. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘If he’s written another poem about me, he’ll not be getting any pocket money for 100 years’ – Conrad’s mum

  2. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’ve never picked my nose in all my life. How disgusting. I’m a headteacher for goodness’ sake. I wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing’ – Mrs Moore

  3. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’ll be there in a minute. I’m just…going…to……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…’ – Sleepy Sue

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One of my poems called ‘I Like Reading’

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Last Thursday I met a lad called Barry - an unusual name for a primary school pupil these days.

He was great, and all the staff spoke really highly of him. I wrote this poem with Barry in mind. I then discovered that in a couple of weeks it’s National Random Acts of Kindness Day, so it seems appropriate to post this now.

Enjoy!! The poem is called (rather imaginatively, I thought) ... Barry!
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Look at this! How wonderful. As you might have seen, I've been collecting #booksforJacob - a young man in one of my Patron of Reading schools who loves reading more than anything else. Only, he's read every book in school. So I asked if anyone could help out. And it's begun! An author friend is sending him a signed copy of her latest book, several others on Twitter / Facebook have been sending them to his school addressed to him, and then yesterday MANDY BROOMHEAD, bless her cotton socks, hand delivered a parcel. Jacob's mum found me on Twitter today to thank me. It's so lovely when you get to see the impact you have, and this, Mandy, is the impact you've had.

Anyone else who would like to donate, please let me know. And, if you're worried that Jacob will have read everything already, a small cash donation could be a good alternative - I had this idea that we could send him off to a bookshop to find new books that he'd never read!

Thanks again.

It's good to have a story that makes you smile once in a while.

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