Teachers Pick their Noses

£5.99

And for all you fainthearted souls out there that are feeling queasy at the mere thought of your teacher digging for bogeys – don’t panic! This collection also includes lots of ‘non-bogey’ poems. There are poems about footballing hedgehogs; flea-ridden pirates; chocolate cakes that take over the world; a girl who can’t stop sleeping; and the long awaited return of My Silly Daddy. Not to mention the Recycle Monster living in the garden shed.

Product Description

Have you ever seen your teacher picking their nose? I bet you haven’t. But the truth is it’s their favourite thing to do in the whole world. In fact, if nose picking was an Olympic sport, teachers would win all the gold medals. Read this book and discover what your teachers REALLY get up to when you’re out in the playground.

3 reviews for Teachers Pick their Noses

  1. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘If he’s written another poem about me, he’ll not be getting any pocket money for 100 years’ – Conrad’s mum

  2. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’ve never picked my nose in all my life. How disgusting. I’m a headteacher for goodness’ sake. I wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing’ – Mrs Moore

  3. Conrad Burdekin

    ‘I’ll be there in a minute. I’m just…going…to……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…’ – Sleepy Sue

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4 left Monday 27th
12 left Thursday 30th

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The BFG visited Violet and Mabel’s school today. His planned visit was announced yesterday. Violet quickly worked out who it would be, but Mabel didn’t.

“How will he fit in our school, daddy?” she asked, as Violet winked knowingly in my direction. Violet was SO excited last night to be in on the secret.

“You’ve got the best job ever,” she squealed this morning.

And you know what? On days like these I really have. The look of pure joy on Mabel’s face whilst I was clowning around in assembly was something that I’ll never forget.

I like being the BFG - he’s friendly and funny and kind, and, rather usefully, his brain is all scrambled - just like mine.

This may be the last chance I ever get to work with any of my girls in school, and if it turns out to be that way, then what a fine way to bow out.

They were SO excited and SO proud.

Just like their dad.

*Just before this photo was taken, the BFG said: “I is thinking you girls must be having a very nice dad.” They nodded furiously. I noticed the BFG smiled bigger than ever. And was that a hint of a tear in his eye...?!*
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